Freedom of Speech!

Why does my text message service think there is no such thing as curse words? I tried to write the word shit in a text message, and my blackberry is like what? What word? Shut? Spit?

Don't act like you don't know shit blackberry! You know damn well what I wanted to write, and it wasn't "Running a little late, had to take a shin."

Sometimes that happens - you're in a hurry and you don't make sure all the words are spelled right, and you accidentally accept a word change that you didn't mean. You end up sending text messages that say things like, "What's up, motherland?"

Motherland is an actual suggestion on my blackberry when I type in motherfucker. Who is typing the word motherland in a text message, Hitler? 

"All aryans must return to the motherland! - also can you pick up some more tp, we're out"

It's incredible when you think about it how society's morals affect you in different ways. Society says it's not polite to call someone a cocksucker or a cunt, so your blackberry pretends those words don't exist. Actually cock sucker seems to be ok. If you write it as one word, cocksucker, it just suggests you spell it as two words. So I guess you can say cock sucker, just make sure you spell it right. 

I just don't want my blackberry to censor me, or judge me for what I text. And I want the word fuck to be acceptable in the middle of any word, any syllable. Fuck gets a free pass in my text messages. Wherever it is, it be-fucking-longs. It be-long-fucks.

By the way, want to know the suggestions my Blackberry gives me when I try to type in the word cunt? Count, punt, and Sarah Palin.